Pic I used to have big dreams. To travel the world. Accidentally be discovered dancing and singing in my car and then becoming an overnight rock star success. Have my iPhone handy just at the very moment my dog does something hilarious like walking like a human or befriending an elephant, so I could record it and become a YouTube sensation. You know, big stuff. Now, ten weeks after having one of those tiny humans (I think they’re called bebbehs) my dreams have become somewhat simpler. Shall I share these simple dreams with you? Shall I? I dream of… Doing number 2s without hearing the baby crying for me Look,…