• getting silly,  health

    But(t) it was an accident!

    Pic I went shopping for shoes yesterday. Exciting, right? Usually when I go looking for shoes to fit my size 5, broad, flat as a pancake feet (I seriously have no instep), the experience doesn’t go as smoothly as hoped. “Oh, we don’t stock your size. We’ll have to order them in. Do you have a crapload of time to waste, many days from now, to come and try them on? Then buy them out of guilt because we went to so much trouble?” “Sorry, we only have ugly shoes in your size. Would you like to view the senior citizen range or the 12 year old girl variety?” Yesterday…