Jeans with holes in them. Thoughts?

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Do you know what’s always been fashionable? Jeans. Jeans have always been in style. Sure, there have been many different kinds – flared jeans, 90s mum jeans, dad jeans with white sneakers – WTF, acid wash, entire double denim outfits – but they’ve been an enduring constant. It’s a huge wardrobe staple for most. Male, female, old, young, big and small.

Right?

Well…not for me.

I could just never get on board. My mum tried when I was a little girl, but nope. I wanted to wear pretty dresses. When I was skinny as a teen, I couldn’t quite get them to fit me. There’d be that pouchy crotch situation. Or when I put on more weight than I really wanted in my 20s, there was muffin top no matter what size I tried on (still is a bit). I just gave up after a while. I never felt comfortable in jeans.

Recently, I thought – you know what? I might give it another go. If I can get jeans to work for me, my life will be so much easier each day. Normal people wear jeans. I want to be a normal person who has something to wear! Every day!

I was spurred on a little because I’ve managed to tone up a tiny bit since I started working on my fitness. Knowing I’m making great changes gives me confidence that I wouldn’t just wear them twice and then have to throw them into that deep, dark section of my wardrobe where I put all the things that don’t fit anymore until I inevitably have to get rid of them. You know, just because I had lunch that day.

When I got stranded at the shops for hours thanks to a flat tyre recently (that was a fun day), I thought – may as well try some on! Got nothing better to do! And unbelievably I found a pair. I was stoked because even though there was a bit of muffin top happening that day, I knew it wouldn’t be a permanent problem thanks to my hard work on my exercise (I might have eaten some bad food court food before I tried them on – again – nothing better to do haha). I felt like I’d achieved something. I love that my new jeans have ripped knees. So cool.

Since then, I have worn them heaps. They can be dressed up. Dressed down. Worn almost anywhere. It’s so much easier to decide what to wear each day! I feel like a normal person. Normal people wear jeans. Actually, I feel casually celebrity chic – like just about any famous female picking her kids up from school or ducking into the grocery store – effortlessly amazing. I said FEEL like, not LOOK like haha. Oh, paparazzi. Stop it.

But I have to warn you. If you are thinking of purchasing your first ever pair of distressed jeans, there’s something you should know.

THERE WILL BE DAD JOKES. SO MANY DAD JOKES.

Not just from your own dad, but any uncles, granddads, other people’s dads. Even your own kid’s dad (which is a little embarrassing for that guy if you ask me).

They should put that shit on a label somewhere!

If I had a dollar for every time I hear…

“Hey, I like your jeans. Hey, I could rip up some jeans for you for free! HUR HUR HUR.”

“Hey, I have a pair of ripped jeans! I must be fashionable too!”

“Hey, did you know there’s something wrong with your jeans? They’ve got holes in them.” *wink wink*

“I should just rip up old jeans and sell them to young women! I’d be rich!”

SERIOUSLY, OLD DUDES? SERIOUSLY?

I guess that’s OK. I don’t understand some dad fashion myself (ahem socks and sandals *cough* Dad *cough*) so I guess we’re even 😉

Do you wear a fashion item that is always misunderstood? Do you own distressed jeans? Ever had the same problem with ‘dads’ when you wear them? Are you a dad? Are you down with the torn jeans? What do you think of the trend? 

8 thoughts on “Jeans with holes in them. Thoughts?”

  1. I would wear jeans everyday if I could and actually just bought a new distressed pair from Zara this week. Loving them… you are right dressed up or down they just work with everything. My dad is a classic for the ripped jeans dad jokes too! Xx

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  2. I’ve moved from jeggings to jeans but only because they’re so much more comfy. I’m a big fan of jeans from way back so I can’t work out why I have never had a distressed pair? My FOMO is in overdrive but I fear I don’t have room in my wardrobe for ripped jeans and ripped jeans don’t have room for my muffin top!

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  3. I love jeans! I’ve always worn them. My favorites are skinny jeans. I love to wear them in Fall and Winter with tall books. I do own some distressed jeans too. My Mom is always like – “Did you pay for those holes?”

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  4. I currently have 6 pairs of jeans in rotation. I love them. Three pairs of those are distressed. I actually bought two of the same ripped jeans in two different colours because I loved them so much. Welcome to jean land, I am glad you found your perfect match. 🙂

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    • Thanks! It’s good to be here haha. I am seriously considering buying another pair of the jeans I just bought because I love them – I am a big believer in buying multiples of items that fit really well! x

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